- Hunter S. Thompson
I called a lady and it was really noisy. I said it sounded like she was in the subway or something and that I'd call her back. She said "Oh no, I'm just vacuuming." That's not strange at all, I thought.
The last of the snow only disappeared last week and there's still ice on some of the rocks as you drive through the Naugatuck Valley. However, we've got forsythia and dogwood tree sightings. We went from Winter, right into Spring. Now that's fudged up.
Gweneth Paltrow tried to take the SNAP Challenge where you live on the equivalent of Food Stamps for a month, which means $29 a week. She gave up after four days and admitted she went out to buy chicken and licorice. I knew she was a few circuits short, but who breaks their fast on chicken and licorice? She is bat shit crazy.
You're only as weird as you think you are. I'll spend hours hunting down the treats my human hides for me. This may seem odd to you. For me it's just another quiet evening at home with my human.
-Dr. Wu
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