Let's dig a hole in the sand, brother
A little grave we can fill together
I got myself a problem
That I been looking to sell
Some people die just a little
Sometimes you die by the drop
Some people die in the middle
I live just fine on the top
-The Dead Weather
Ugh. I detest feeling bloated and gassy. I have taken simethicone, anise seeds, and peppermint tea, but I still feel like a helium balloon. My Kingdom for a fart!
My left side is killing me. I'll have to get more anise and peppermint at lunch. I'd think I was going into labor but that's impossible with the whole sex/timeline thing. Also, I don't have a uterus. Just a ton of gas pain.
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Whew! - the anise and peppermint worked. Bless you, medicine women of the world!Today the NHL Playoffs begin. Woo hoo!
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