Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Doctor Drinks the Kool Aid



Well, last night Dr. Wu was in for a big surprise. I got a catnip plant for him. Sometimes he seems to get a little high out of it, but infrequently. It’s on the table, so he can have some if he so desires. It looked a bit dry, so I watered it. The container has holes in the bottom, so I keep it on a saucer. The water started to pool and doctor goes up and starts drinking it. I thought it odd, as he has two bowls of fresh water, but no harm done. And then it hit me – the water must have catnip in it.

And about 5 minutes later, it hit the Doctor. It was 11:30 PM. He was running around like a crazy person. I went to bed and left him to his own psychotic devices. There was a lot of banging, jumping, and chirping,’ the noise he makes when playing and stalking. He eventually came down and I woke up with him tangled in the covers. As he ate his breakfast, he looked no worse for the wear. It’s good to be a kitten.

Our Internet has been down for the last 15 minutes. No phones either (VOIP.) We can’t do shit. We think it’s Comcast’s problem. The Information age is great until the technology stops working. Then you are boned. And there’s no phone number on the website. WELCOME TO AMERICA: Population you! Deal with it. And the dollar slips another five cents against the British Pound.

I can’t even do data entry because I have to check that no one else has that account and the CRM is in the Cloud.


It’s sunny today and supposed to get up to 45 F. Tomorrow it will be 55 F and rainy. Darren just called and Comcast said they hope to have the Internet up by 2:10 PM. WTF? Now I wish I had some catnip.

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